Welcome to the inside of this jerks big head. Despite it's massive size, you will notice there is pretty much only one thing going on in here. Sports.
Now you might be wondering why such limited interest requires a head so giant. I wish I could say that it is because there is so much sports going on in here that it requires a big landscape, but that is not the case. Rather there is usually only one thing going in here at a time.
But that one thing is so damn important to this jerk, and usually so well thought out and so powered by obsession, that it requires a very thick skull to ensure it is kept safe. There might not be a ton going on in here, but about once a week a beautiful flower will bloom from the bone, buds of brilliance inspired by the sporting world.
What I promise is that I will only be discussing things I genuinely know, and truly care about. And I will keep it fresh.
Enjoy!
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